Great quotes

""`...they were in the bottom drawer of a locked filing cabinet, stuck upside-down, in a disused toilet with a sign on the door saying 'BEWARE OF THE LEOPARD!...' " Hitch hiker's guide to the galaxy

"She's just like Clark Kent, when there's lots of excitement, she's nowhere to be found" - Homer J. Simpson

"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered" - George Best